Mosquito – Propane-powered

Q: When I asked subscribers to my “Georgia Gardener” e-mail newsletter for their experiences with propane-powered mosquito I expected a wide range of comments.

Here’s one I didn’t expect:

Does a propane powered mosquito get better gas mileage than a diesel powered mosquito?

A: My answer?

I suppose that if the mosquito bite recipient was more flatulent than corpulent, propane would give better
results.

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